old HS headcanon eye doodles
Sam is like 30000% done with their messages.
i want someone, anyone who hasnt seen the movie, to tell me what this looks like , anyone
mitt romney threw a party and invited a whole bunch of his “”friends”” but nobody really wanted to come. construction suit guy is pissed b/c nobody brought drinks. shades man is trying to impress scene girl by lifting heavy things but she won’t pay attention. unicorn cat is unimpressed and batman has decided to disregard gravity, because he is batman.
thanks for ur contribution to society
I don’t know about other English-speaking cultures, but in Britain thick means dim, slow, a bit stupid. So I quite like the fact that the video for Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines features his surname as a hashtag in giant red letters. It’s like he’s misspelling an insult to himself. Flashing up #THICKE on the screen, he might as well include #STUPIDE #MORONE #IDIOTE #BRAINLESSE WANKERE
oh my god im wheezinge
this poste is golde
things to say during sex;
- ring ding ding ding dingeringeding
- wa pa pa pa pa pa pow
- hatee hatee hatee ho
- joff tchoff tchoffo tchoffo tchoff
- jacha chacha chacha chow
- kraka kaka kaka kaka kow
- a hee ahee ha hee
- a oo oo oo ooo
Going into ogredrive
i can almost feel myself getting stupider as this semester drags on
well there ya go
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
Yesterday when I was in between flights after I had been throwing up we were walking through the airport terminal and my mum was going “I just don’t know what brought this all on!!” and I said “I think it was the inflight food… It was all a little bit plane” and then I laughed so hard that I threw up again
Why is no one reblogging this its gold
These two guys are roommates and I fucking love hearing about the shit they do to each other